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Frequently Asked Questions:

  • Why Kingswinford?
    - Why not! Now go and get your shine box
  • Who's Ralph?
    - Ralph was Kingswinford Park's (King George V's) park keeper. Sadly passed away in 2002.
  • Where is Kingswinford?
    - Kingswinford is a leafy, residential town situated between the crossroads of A449 and A4101 and is part of the Dudley Borough, West Midlands, England.
  • What's a spleen?
    - V. An extremely stupid and ill-educated person, normally with no sense. Almost up there with a throbber. Main Boys
  • What's the average girth of a male Kfordite?
    - Coke can
  • Average lifespan of a RSS member?
    - 84 hours 36 minutes
  • Whre can a buy a I Love DY tshirt from?
    - Right here, in Ralph's Surf Shack Shop
  • Who is Captain Lazonby Threpwell?
    - Someone not to be trusted. He still owes me a fiver and a bottle of Bacardi Breezer.
  • How can I get an overview of Kingswinford's central shopping area?
    - Simply navigate to thisiskingswinford.co.uk
  • Where can I get a aesthetically pleasing, cost effective web presence?
    - Contact the boys at argweb.com - you won't be disappointed!
 
 

 
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